I’m not sure if Halloween in the library is the worst thing ever … but it’s close. Here’s a co-worker. Donnie Darko’s rabbit meets Conehead meets Bozo the Clown. Meets guy who’s worked in the library for a long, long, long, time. The Conehead is at least 10 years old, as evidenced by the bandaid and the collapsing form. Thank god this day is over.