Have you seen the ads for the new birth control pill called “YAZ” ? I don’t have the cool font to put the hip spin on the word YAZ but it is like oh my god! It is so awesome! I’m all like oh my god! If I wasn’t menopausal and all I’d be like “yes!” YAZ!!!! That is so totally awesome. I am all “that is so much more fun to say than Ortho Novum”!!!! So I called my friend Amber and I was like have you started your YAZ ? And she was all like YAZ? Oh my god!!! You like YAZ? I like YAZ!!! Now I gotta go log on to that cool website i just saw on the Colbert Report.