Ken Schram. He’s opinionated, provocative and fugly. Isn’t it about time you got someone equally or MORE provocative and definitely more good looking to replace him? Ken’s been around for way too many years. Now time to UPDATE~~

Toby Hayse… for your perusal….is the perfect guy for the job. If you don’t take him I’m promoting him to KING5 or that other station here in Seattle. C’mon people. Let’s take this shtick into the 21st Century. Read his blog and know he is not only smart, hot and funny… he needs the forum and the forum needs him. I’m sick of Schram. Schram is like the 70 year old Children’s Librarian at my library who should have retired a LOOOONNNG time ago….. C’mon Ken…. give it up and hand the reigns over to Mr. Toby Hayse.



Where DOES it all end? Obviously it ends after all is said and done. After the fat lady sings. When pigs fly, when hell freezes over, when you move into upper management, when you’re marinating in soil and worms, when you’ve moved into shart mode, the jig is up, the farm is bought, the hellish sensation that you’ve been there before sets in, tax season grasps you by the balls and nails you to the desktop, the seratonin uptake inhibitor is neither uptaking nor inhibiting, in fact you are exhibiting on the downbeat, and the symphony is playing on and on. You’re toast. You’re so yesterday. Your mold is showing, your eyes have seen the glory of the coming, you bet the farm and your dog died too. You’ve gone to the dirt archives. The cat is on the bed. You’ve put the smack down on it all, you eat the big one, you eat the little ones too, and then they eat you. Repeat.

the new ABC commercial about how all the shows are back now that the writer’s strike is over… moves me to fucking TEARS…… my god the humanity……. how did we survive all these months? The sun has risen…… hallelujah!!!